KaleGarrison

Our country is now more divided than ever before in our history of existence. With the existence of social media, it is now easier than ever to ostracize, condemn, insult, and misrepresent our friends, our families, and our neighbors. And most of the time, it can be done anonymously. And as for polite conversation? All too rare these days. I voted for Bernie in the DNC primaries earlier this year because I thought that he could actually help this country keep moving forward. But he lost the primaries and Hillary was nominated for President. It wasn't long until Bernie through his support behind Clinton because at that point Trump had been no

Here's some religious variations of 'Shit Happens.' TAOISM ~ "Shit happens." CONFUCIANISM ~ "Confucius says, 'shit happens.'" 
BUDDISM ~ "If shit happens, it isn't really shit." ZEN ~ "What is the sound of shit happening?" HINDUISM ~ "This shit happened before." SIKHISM ~ "Leave our shit alone." HARE KRISHMA ~ "Shit happens, rama lama ding-dong." ISLAM ~ "If shit happens, it is the will of Allah." NATION OF ISLAM ~ "Don't take no shit!" JEHOVAH'S WITNESS ~ "Knock, knock, shit happens." PROTESTENTISM ~ "Let shit happen to someone else." CATHOLICISM ~ "If shit happens, you deserve it." JUDAISM ~ "Why does this shit always hap

Confession 1: Your biggest fear. Furries; they're coming to raep me. And ponies. They want to take over the world. Confession 2: Worst Nightmare. Listening to this guy: http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/.....e_it_super.jpg Confession 3: Something you wish you could forget. http://dandreamz.files.wordpress.co.....gic-lol-07.jpg Confession 4: Best dream. Where shooting stupid people earns you the top score in the game of life. And bacon. Confession 5: Favorite memory. Pwning the fuck out of someone on Xbox. Confession 6: Worst experience. When I watched Anchorman. Confession 7: Biggest pet peeve. People getting in my way. I WILL R